| hardoff | Happy new year ya cunts!!!!! Cut the midrange, drop the bass.... |
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Forum // Fucking epic 2013 mega thread
| hoonami | year of the snake, yo. year of the motherfuckin hideo kojima. what! |
| hardoff | Everyone knows so much more about Japan than I do... *googles* |
| hoonami | thats cuz theyre not part of it like you are *sob* |
| Jilk | I wonder if this thread will last all year...? I had a great dream last night about a theme park in the sky (which was also America). Rides included learning how to fly in a garden, a log floom with naked ladies involved and watching Optimus Prime give a talk from really far away. It was, so far, the best dream I've had in 2013. |
| l1fef0rm | Revengence and this "Phantom Pain" malarkey...year of the snake it is. Now, where is Zone of Enders 3????? |
| peace ♥ | Year of the Snake FIST  |
| hardoff | Jilk, when dreams can be bottled, you're gonna make a mint! |
| Qrqyt | I dreamt last night that I was watching some people at a birthday party taking swings at a piñata. Suddenly a giant donkey shaped piñata the size of a truck fell out of the sky and crushed them. I woke up in a fit of laughter and had to make myself stop laughing so I could go back to sleep. |
| fo4URm | Last night I dreamt that some nasty people locked me in a security van with a massive amount of burning cigarettes & i was choking to death, but working out how best to survive/breath. A couple of nights ago i was dreaming about staying with some people for the first time ever, being really welcomed & warm, even though they lived surrounded by snow, in the middle of nowhere & i skied for first time ever, it was awesome. So in analysis I feel trapped, unwelcome & the exact opposite of that, at same time. |
| Mr Dictionary | probably going to: - have another kid - sell our house (since no one will rent it) - finish skyward sword |
| delet... | i don't know if 'have another kid' and 'finish skyward sword'; are naturally compatible. A man can dream of course, a man can dream. |
| hardoff | Vaguely on topic with sky and swords i guess.... Catching the connecting train between kansai airport and the bullet train station, i went past a love hotel called "HOTEL SKY DIX" in lovely pink neon. |
| peace ♥ | Across the street is the main competing hotel, "HOTEL GROUND VAGZ". |
| delet... | If they were maori love hotels the titles would be the other way around. Well unless the dix was in the shy because that's where it was thruisting, and vice versa. |
| hoonami | if you time your shots carefully you can have the bun come out of the oven by the end of the year during which you'd have plenty of time to finish skyward sword, hell. |
| Mr Dictionary | nah, my wife's taking classes, so while she homeworks i can cut gannons throat or however it ends. |
| peace ♥ | The Ending: You find out you ARE Gannon and have been tripping on acid this whole time. All games in the series were just tripped out dreams. So then you Gannon-wank in the corner of your bathroom for old time's sake and continue working at 7-11. Yes, Gannon is a 37 year old 7-11 cashier from Milwaukee who played too much Dungeons & Dragons in 1978. So yes, it's still 1978 for Gannon, but then he uses his vision of video games and playing to kill himself in adventure games- and the future of computing and internet- to take over the world and make it a better place. Gannon becomes super Steve Jobs and Google but in 1978. He saves humanity and creates it in his awesome future vision. Everyone wins. Earth is renamed to Gannon Land 3000. |
| jrj5 | The Ending (for Mr. Dictionary): your kid comes out black and it all falls into place why your wife won't touch you anymore and she's rosy-cheeked every time she comes back from basketball class. In a drunken rage you'll try to hit her, but seeing as you are a puffy internet blowhard she'll successfully knock you out with the moves she's learned from her Big Black Lover. Crying and defeated, you'll be left with nothing but a few video games and memories of a woman you could never satisfy. 2013, such big hopes! I've got hardoff on my 'gonna die this year' list along with Sean Penn, Christopher Walken, Mayor Bloomberg and Piers Morgan. I figure either the STD hardoff contracted from the whores he's been fucking will bump him off or his scorned wife will finally do him in his sleep. This is a good thing, though, as he will find rest as he no longer obsessively logs into braindance.net to feel like he's surrounded by 'friends.' Godspeed you, Matt. Oh, and peace. If you are still in an unstable war-zone of a country I feel like you will find yourself in the wrong place at the right time. You won't hit the deck when the small-arms fire begins because in the height of your acid trip you'll think you're hearing an overdriven tr-707 drum beat and you'll begin raving on the street. Most likely taking a 7.62 x 39 to your center of mass you'll go out on a sweet note, the LSD fooling your brain into seeing your flowing lifeblood as some mystical paint stroke on the cement beneath your failing body. Hoonami, 2013 is looking up for you. Your dealer will screw you out of some serious cash, but karma prevails as he's killed by a rival dealer. That dealer ends up selling you far better green (and for less!) than you've ever had. Music sounds better, kimchi tastes better and you are less fucked-up allowing you to land a higher paying job in 2013. As for the rest of you, you'll grow tired of logging into braindance.net to pull each other's puds. Half of you will start to exercise and eat right, you'll lose weight and feel much better. The other half of you will start drinking heavily and will at least find some companionship at the pubs. HAPPY 2013 EVERYONE!!!!!!! |
| Mr Dictionary | Basketball class? |
| hardoff | oh, you silly sliver hatted boy. :D |
| delet... | wow people drink at pubs. That must be an expensive way to be an alco. |
| peace ♥ | Haha... That'd be nuts, man. Raving in a warzone. Good idea to drop concentrated liquid e on actual warzones, fucking stop war right in its tracks. |
| delet... | actually i figured out why people drink in pubs, cause they don't want their wives to see them drinking. And they have bludgy jobs, in the media or banking, or gambling on the GG's. |
| hardoff | and cos they like tap beer, perhaps? |
| hardoff | tap beer...mmmmm |
| hoonami | its better than... canned beer since those have basically been wallowing in a bag of plastic. the lining inside a beer can is coated in platic and its what gives them a recognizable difference from bottled beer in terms of flavor, texture, smoothness, and assness. mmm, assness |
| hardoff | i don't know shit about tap beer, but don't they add the bubbles right as it pours into the glass? |
| delet... | Beer in the tin !! Who on earth would drink that. As to beer on tap, it can depend on the cellarman, whether he cleans the lines regularly and that sort of thing. |
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