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Desert island Dis..katona style

Posted by kwantice 
Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 03:09PM
What would be the first thing you would say to kerry katona if you were stranded together on a remote pacific island? I would say "I am never going to have sex with you".
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Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 03:33PM
But if you did, a hoard of tabloid hacks and photographers would magically appear and hey presto a means of escape.

Having said that, would you want to go back to a society that knew you had slept with Kerry Katona? Could you live with yourself?

Probably not.
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 04:20PM
Id probably say hello because Im not a misogynist and dont care about tabloid gossip journalism
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 04:26PM
I'd ask her about her life and take a genuine interest in her personality because I refuse to conform to your stereotypes
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 04:51PM
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vinylvandal
Id probably say hello because Im not a misogynist and dont care about tabloid gossip journalism


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Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 04:54PM
if the food on the desert island ran out, i'd eat her.
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 04:55PM
I'd say where the fuck was you last friday and why didn't you make it to the braindance meet!
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 04:58PM
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pidgin
I'd ask her about her life and take a genuine interest in her personality because I refuse to conform to your stereotypes

Outwardly I would do this becuase I'm an outwardly nice person but inside I would still be stereotyping becuase I am human.
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 05:07PM
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vinylvandal
Id probably say hello because Im not a misogynist and dont care about tabloid gossip journalism

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I can guess that after a few weeks you would both be saying "shall we make love?"
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 06:01PM
if you go by the stereotypes associated with people who post on internet message boards about electronic music then none of us would stand a chance with any woman

Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 07:32PM
...unless trapped on a desert island with Kerry Katona
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 09:14PM
I don't really know who she is.
This thread is not for me.
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 09:17PM
northern trashy drug chav who used to be a singer or something.
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 09:17PM
Kerry just wants to have fun. I would provide hours of fun telling her about how I stood really close to Uwe Schmidt once.
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 09:40PM
Just read that 'article'. Still not clued up as to who she is (obviously I've heard the name, but never thought to find out who she is). However, three things strike me:

1) The writer keeps insisting that she is 'curvy'. It is dressed up as being congratulatory but it's clearly patronising. "Aren't you doing well, with your new man and your natural curves." Presumably she's had body issues in the past? I can't see how continuing to focus on women's weight fluctuations help the person in question, or women in general. And this ostensibly caring tone isn't consistent with the Mail's notorious Sidebar Of Shame. Also, she just looks like a normal sized woman to me. If you asked me what her build was, I wouldn't say curvy. I'd say 'normal' probably. Wait! Are they talking about her tits? They're talking about her tits, aren't they? Woohoo! HOLD THE FRONT PAGE BOYS!

2) The writer refers to this Steve guy as an artist. I see no evidence of this:



3) If I was washed up on a desert island with her, as I have no prior knowledge of who she is, I'd try to get along with her. Obviously animal instincts would take over after a few weeks and I'd either (consentually) fuck her or (non-consentually) eat her. So then I'd either be stranded on an island alone, driven mad after having comitted murder and cannibalism, or I'd be stranded on an island with Kerry Katona and the product of our sexual congress.

The prospects are bleak.

Are these the answers you were after, Kwantice?
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 09:45PM
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 09:46PM
My biggest concern would be that everything becomes incredibly tedious after 3 series, but you stay anyway, cos surely it will get good again at the end?
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 10:35PM
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Japes
Just read that 'article'. Still not clued up as to who she is (obviously I've heard the name, but never thought to find out who she is). However, three things strike me:

1) The writer keeps insisting that she is 'curvy'. It is dressed up as being congratulatory but it's clearly patronising. "Aren't you doing well, with your new man and your natural curves." Presumably she's had body issues in the past? I can't see how continuing to focus on women's weight fluctuations help the person in question, or women in general. And this ostensibly caring tone isn't consistent with the Mail's notorious Sidebar Of Shame. Also, she just looks like a normal sized woman to me. If you asked me what her build was, I wouldn't say curvy. I'd say 'normal' probably. Wait! Are they talking about her tits? They're talking about her tits, aren't they? Woohoo! HOLD THE FRONT PAGE BOYS!

2) The writer refers to this Steve guy as an artist. I see no evidence of this:



3) If I was washed up on a desert island with her, as I have no prior knowledge of who she is, I'd try to get along with her. Obviously animal instincts would take over after a few weeks and I'd either (consentually) fuck her or (non-consentually) eat her. So then I'd either be stranded on an island alone, driven mad after having comitted murder and cannibalism, or I'd be stranded on an island with Kerry Katona and the product of our sexual congress.

The prospects are bleak.

Are these the answers you were after, Kwantice?
adroit analysis japes.
Re: Desert island Dis..katona style
March 05, 2012 10:42PM
I wonder if we'd get on. Worth a shot.
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